What are some of your favorite drummer jokes?
A drummer got sentenced to prison for repeatedly beating up people. He got his repercussions. My family’s favorite drummer jokes. How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they have machines for that now. What did the drummer say before he was kicked out of the band? Hey, I thought I’d share some song ideas I’ve written.
Why did we kick the drummer out of the band?
We kicked the drummer out if the band because his timing was awful. He was so upset he went to the station and threw himself behind a train. A drummer got a tattoo of their drum kit…
What did Tarek Minaj say to the New York drummer?
He tracked Tarek down later by phone. He said he needed him for a last minute wedding gig tonight at the Oasis hotel. There would be over 400 guests but unfortunately there wouldn’t be time for a rehearsal. Tarek said, “Just show up with your drums and be ready to play. ” Well, the NY drummer wasn’t that nervous.
Is it insane that armies used to have drummers?
absolutely insane that armies used to have drummers. like “hello, yes— we are here to slaughter each other but before that our boy John Paul gonna drop a sick ass beat on y’all… Drop that beat JP!” Hey guys, let me know if you hear about any recently deceased drummers…. ….No Rush…. How many jokes are there about drummers?
Are there any drum drum major puns that make you laugh?
There are some drum lyre jokes no one knows ( to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these drum drum major puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh. My neighbor is so inconsiderate!
Why was the drummer standing outside his car panicking?
A drummer was standing outside of his car panicking because he accidentally locked his keys inside it. It was a very hot sunny day and the bassist was still inside the car. What does a drummer use for contraception?
How did a drummer get a brand new Jaguar?
A drummer desperately needed a car, any car, to get to work, but he only had $200. He called his friend who owned a used car lot and explained the situation. “You’re in luck,” the friend told the drummer. “I’ve got a brand new Jaguar.